Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Meet the Pets

(Posted by Kyle)

 
Name: Cheeto

Species: Cat

Color/Markings: Grey Tabby

Age: 7 years

Weight: 7.9 lbs

Special Powers/Abilities: Super Soft Belly; Constant Wet Nose; Leaping; Toy Mouse Torture

Hobbies: Bird Watching; Toy Mouse Torture

Known Aliases: Cheeto Suave; Cheeters; Cheets; Cheecho; Cheeto Mojito; Cheeto Sofrito; Cheeto McFrito; Cheetily Cheetily Cheet; Little Cat; Kitten Cat; Secret Agent Chipotle



Name: Cleo

Species: Cat

Color/Markings: Calico

Age: 9 years

Weight: 14 lbs

Special Powers/Abilities: Escaping the House; Master of Disguise; Irritability; Yowling

Hobbies: Escaping the House; Irritability; Hairballs

Known Aliases: Clown Pants; Bear Paw; Big Cat; Marlon





Name: Willow

Species: Dog

Color/Markings: Black and Tan

Age: 8 years

Weight: 62 lbs

Special Powers/Abilities: Smiling; Grazing; Cat Poop Locating; Squirrel Detection and Surveillance; Patience

Hobbies: Chasing Squirrels; Cat Fight Referee

Known Aliases: Willers; Willy; Will; Willhemina; Smiley; Sneezy; Buttercup; Waggy Waggington; Barky Barkington

4 comments:

Toni said...

Oh this post has made me laugh out loud. I just read the whole thing to my mom (even though I'm sick and can barely talk). I feel you need to mention Willow's fear of sprinklers in here somewhere, but I don't know where. And I often called her Scaredy Dog (affectionately). :)

Anonymous said...

Steph and I talked about adding a Phobias category after reading your comment. But Willow's would be so long. Sprinklers, the vacuum, the dryer, the wind, etc.

I've also been thinking of other nicknames we use, now that I posted it.

-Kyle

krisalyssa said...

I love Cleo's the best! You will have to post some pictures of her "many disguises."

Kyle said...

I'm still trying to get some good photos of her fake beards. The best ones were while you guys were here. Haven't seen anything as good as the "Pei Mei" or the "Rutherford B. Hayes" since you guys left, except one I called the "C. Everett Coop," but alas, I didn't get a photo of it.

-Kyle